MSPI
meat spinner prevention incorporated (mspi) is a corporation of people, who do not meat spin others, and try to prevent meat spinning. they have support groups, and oporatives on-call to come help you with any meat spinning prevention emergencies.
their motto is
“to spin another is quit a blunder,
cuz well kick you’re b-tt, then punch you in the nuts”
to become a full fledged member of the mspi you must only ask, and then go through testing to make sure you’re not part of the naams (national -ssosiation for the advancement of meast spinning)
they were founded recently by thomas f-gan and carter bosch. they are dedicated to the eradication of all meat spinning. the official color of the mspi is maroon.
mspi operative: “did that kid just try to spin you?”
lady: “sob, yes, sob”
mspi operative: “don’t worry babe, i’ll beat his -ss bad”
lady: “thank you mspi!”
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