MTD

mtd, or mysp-ce transmitted disease, is something you implicitly have when you are added by a girl with a webcam. they are nasty people, who in all likeliness do not care who they ask to be their freinds, they just want to be “watched”. these can also be contracted by people who are added by mysp-ce wh-r-s, aka people with over 200 friends who are not musicians.
“‘hey man, check this out! ‘hi! i’m jennifer and i’m kinda new to this, but ur 2 cute!!! i also have a —-free webcam—- check it out!!!!’ ‘sick, i can already feel the mtd settling in.'”

mentally transmitted disease
frank went to church one time and believed what they said, now he has an mtd
acronym mean “mouth to d-ck”.
guy 1: “hey, how’d your date with sara go?”
guy 2: “good”
guy 1: “did she give you any mtd action?”
guy 2: “nah, but some mtd would’ve been nice though.”
this is someone of a mysp-ce nature addiction. (mysp-ce transmitted disease)
cory: my d-mn brother is an m.t.d.

erika: is that worse than aids
mtd is the maximum time a critical process can be down, or hindered in some way, without irreparable harm to the business. it’s typically calculated as part of a business impact -n-lysis (bia).
what is the mtd for this database server ?
a person who’s clumsy, slow, and doesn’t speak a sentence of correct english.
a person who has mtd never gets a joke, constantly trips over things that’s been there forever, and pr-nounces iron as “i-ron”.
a musically transmitted disease
person one: lalalalalala
person two: why are you singing that?
person one: my friend “bob” gave me an mtd