mtg
magic: the gathering, a collectable trading card game that will consume you, your life and your income!
i just bough a whole cycle!
stands for magic: the gathering
a very good and very popular trading card game by wizards of the coast. far superior to pokemon but targets an older group.
short magic : the gathering (of virgins).
“who needs s-xual intercourse when i have mtg?! i mean, this giant of azeraz has a 4 / 6, trample, and swamp walk.”
the best neighbor hood ever.
activites:
throwing snowb-lls at cars
dingin
messing
fights at the pit
o and did i mention no n-gg-rs !!!!
mtg talk sh-t get hit ep
i live in mtg the best f-cking neighborhood ever
mtg n-gg-r free!!!
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