mttp
an acronym for “mouth to the p-n-s”. made famous in the band not will porter song “mttp”. basically a term for f-ll-t–.
date: i don’t know if i feel comfortable sleeping with you on the first date.
dan: it’s cool, you can give me a little mttp in the back of your car and i’ll still never call you again.
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