Muck Masking
while defecating and being overwhelmed by you’re own vile -ss gas you grab a can of air freshener (preferably an areosol can) and blast the toilet water between you’re legs. thus relieving you slightly and allowing you to breathe.
tom: man, that mexican food really gave me the sh-ts!
phil: really?
tom: yeah it was so bad i was gaging and found myself muck masking to breathe!
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