Muck Spreading


when a hippopotamus takes a dump and waves its tail rapidly to shred the fecal matter as it exits the -n-s, leading the fecal matter to spread all over the place.
steve was filthy because a hippo had just finished muck spreading on him.
muck spreading (verb) – the jetison of spent s-m-n from your partners -n-s by means of farting or sh-tting or both at the same time.

tracey spread her b-tts and farted the spent muck right back onto my j-ps eye.
“bullseye, you muck spreading b-tch, i grunted!”

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