Mucophobia
the fear (justified or not) of having a booger protruding, hanging, dangling, stuck to or smeared on one’s own nose or nostril.
cures: the only known remedy for this affliction is to seek out a mirror immediately. the word of friends or family will do nothing to -ssuage the mounting panic the sufferer displays, which will generally manifest itself in frantic and overly-frequent rubbing of the nose or nostril(s)
1st person: “do i have a booger hanging from my nose?
2nd person: “i don’t see anything. you must be suffering from mucophobia.”
1st person: “did you see a mirror in the bathroom?”
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