Mud eel
a brown stained p-n-s that usually occurs after unprotected -n-l s-x. simply put, gross.
charlie: “so did you end up getting any from tapanga last night?”
christopher: “well, we basically did it all, and i even got to bang her in the -ss, but i had some crazy mud eel afterwards…”
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