Mud flapped
the b-tt version of motor boating
he stuck his face in her -ss and mud flapped her
the act of having your b-lls farted on.
my wife mud flapped me last night.
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- Mud Hoggin'
an activity that typically involves plenty of beer on ice, a jacked-up four-wheel-drive truck, country music blaring, and a field of some sort after a big rain, sending mud flying as the driver plows through the field with reckless abandon. “go get jethro and tell him to bring his pickup. we’s goin’ mud hoggin’ later.”
- Mud Onion
when one is discharging excriment (or phecomatter), and its odor is so foul it makes your eyes water. tommy was in the restroom doing a number 2. when i walked in my eyes began to water from the odor in the air. i asked if he was planting mud onions.
- Mudpuck
to take a cr-p in a urinal (verb). the cr-p that someone deposited into a urinal (noun). expecting to target the familiar blue deodorant disc in the urinal, i was pleasantly surprised when i looked down midstream and saw the tell-tale, greasy brown byproduct of some bonvivant’s mudpucking.
- Fruitnoggin
a extremely useful word when insulting an orphan child. f-ck orphans. i mean no one wanted them, i don’t, therefore a word was created to make fun of their misfortune. hey you f-ckin orphan! you are such a fruitnoggin.
- Frying Out
when someone constantly forgets where they put something, yet it is in the immediate vicinity. hillary-“where is my calculator?” -“i don’t know.” hillary-“are you sure?” -“yes.” hillary-“oh nevermind, its been on my lap this whole time.” -“stop frying out hillary.”