mud guards
a woman’s loose and dangling l-b–. (see beef curtains.)
‘that b-tch has some nasty mud guards, yo!’
bald guy with sh-t for brains.
ie: shiny on top, sh-t underneath.
guy1 “did you hear what delivery date he agreed to during that phone call?”
guy2 “we’ll never meet the deadline, our boss is such a f-cking mudguard.”
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