Mud Saddle
when one person cr-ps with such volume and force that it bounces back and ends up on the bottom and top of toilet seat leaving a saddle of sh-t for the next lucky person.
” dude i have to cr-p so bad but jim dye just left a mud saddle for me in the bathroom! that guy can really blow some brutal mudd”
when you try to pull an upper decker and miss then hit the seat causing a mud saddle
” i wanted to leave an upper decker for the guy who mud saddled me, but i missed and left a fresh mus saddle”
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