mud turtle
an unattractive woman.
i’d never go out with mary. she’s such a mud turtle.
n. derogatory term to describe african americans
that godd-mn mud turtle stole my television.
extremely large african female with att-tude.
big ole f-kin mud turtle tried to pick a fight.
1.) to mudturtle (or mudturtling) is a s-x act in which someone goes down on a woman at the tail end of her period, when it’s all brown. derivation: the reptile, mud turtle, which lives alongside swamps and lakes.
2.) it can also refer to the final phase of a woman’s period, in which the endometrium is drying up and brown.
1.) man: hey baby, mind if i go downtown?
woman: if you don’t mind mudturtling, i’m down.
the act is referenced in the comedy song “mudturtle” by purdy hölsom.
2.) “my period is almost over; i’m mudturtling.”
girl you would hook up with drunk, but not sober.
q: dude i was so hammered last night what happen?
a: dude you hooked up with that mud-turtle with the acne all over her face.
an uncurc-mzied p-n-s
bob has a mud turtle.
a slang term to describe a p–p.
“gotta get home quick, ive got a mud turtle trying to get out”.
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