muddleflummoxed


when there are two things that you want to do but you can’t decide which, and the one that you choose doesn’t have your full attention then you would be muddleflummoxed.
stay or go? stay or go? i’ll stay! (10 mins later) ohhhhh i wish i went! i’m very muddleflummoxed

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