muddlehead
a professor who is regarded as an intellectual in his/her respective field for his/her theoretical applications to various cultural/political issues. while the professor can state his/her argument with great confidence and linguistic ability, he/she can’t seem to take a position, much less differentiate between right or wrong, left or right, pro or con, black or white; turning everything into grey-matter. this phenomenon can be attributed to covering his/her own -ss, academically speaking.
my professor is such a muddlehead; when asked to take a stance on abortion he said, “both.”
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