Muddy Alaskan
1. a s-xual act that culminates at the male -rg-sm. in order to perform a muddy alaskan, the female sits on top of the male and receives his p-n-s -n-lly. at the time of his -rg-sm, she relieves her diarreah, covering each partner in a mixture of s-m-n and her soft, watery stool.
2. if the female has been consuming corn before the act, it becomes a muddy nebraskan.
1. during lovemaking, lisa gave me a muddy alaskan, and it stunk so bad.
2. after having a fried chicken tv dinner with corn, lisa and i bathed in her fecal matter following a muddy nebraskan.
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