Muddy Buddy

a casual s-x partner with whom you only have -n-l s-x.
no, man, we don’t do it in the vag, she’s just my muddy buddy.
after vigorous -n-l s-x, when there is a thin layer of doo-doo b-tter still present on the p-n-s, the act of sprinkling powdered sugar on said b-tt-b-tter and -ssertively ramming it down the woman’s throat.
inspired by the chex snack, muddy buddies.
last night i gave kari the muddy buddy until her face turned blue.
a delicious and messy snack made by taking a chex type cereal, covering it in a melted chocholate & peanut b-tter based sauce(w/ b-tter & vanilla), letting it cool a little bit, and then shaking it in a closed bag with plenty of powdered sugar until all chex pieces are evenly coated. it can then be poured onto wax paper and refrigerated until cool or eaten while it’s warm!
we couldn’t wait to get home because mom said she was making muddy buddies for our snack!
muh-di buh-di noun.

knocking over a portable toilet with someone inside
i was covered in doo doo b-tter after bein the victim of a muddy buddy
the person you perform -n-l s-x on while you take a dump.
-“honey, i think it’s time we take this relationship to the next level. will you be my muddy buddy?”
an african american woman who will trade s-xual intercourse with a white man for financial support and or a place to live. a muddy buddy could also be a one hit wonder- meaning that she will also trade rides or drugs for a little action.
yo johnny boy, are you still holding up that muddy buddy in your condo?

johnny boy: you bet your sweet -ss i am, my wife thinks she’s our renter. little does she know i’m a bonafide sugar daddy of a muddy buddy.
similar to eskimo brothers, muddy buddies are two guys that have had -n-l s-x with the same girl
alex: “dude, i’ve had -n-l with that girl.”
matt: “dude, me too! muddy buddies!”
-high five-