Muddy Geyser
this is when you cook for your girlfriend or wife and lace her food with a sh-tload of laxatives. your then having -n-l s-x with her and as your about to c-m you punch her in the stomach as hard as you can. you c-m in her -ss then hold on for dear life with your c-ck still in her -ss while her stomach just rumbles. you pull out last second and her -ss then erupts violently covering the room in c-m and feces.
my wife p-ssed me off on valentine’s day so i cooked her dinner and gave her a muddy geyser.
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