muddy helicopter
the act in which a man engaging in -n-l s-x with a woman while wearing a condom pulls out, takes off the condom, and proceeds to whip it around wildly similar to a l-sso, often speckling the surrounding area with feces. may end with the woman being smacked in the face with said condom.
“i gave my girlfriend a muddy helicopter. i’ve never seen a brown mushroom stamp before.”
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- mudmuncher
one who farts bubbles and tries to pop them with their mouth you double crossing mudmuncher
- muffin crusher
the act of crushing (putting all your weight on) a woman’s v-g-n- during s-xual intercourse (usually applicable to an obese male) “so, sheila…how was it last night?” “it was so horrible, he was a total m-ffin crusher!!” “d-mn girl! how’s your m-ffin’ feel right now?” “totally m-ffin crushed”
- Snaking the Charmer
“snaking the charmer” is an addendum to the palma sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. to snake the charmer coil your cobra in the basket and mesmerize her with the song of your skin flute. …and maliha exclaimed, “lo, behold! for the beast has turned its song upon the player…he is snaking the charmer!”
- muhfucka
the funniest way to say motherf-cker don’ mess wit me muhf-cka mother f-cker. “what’s this muh-f-cka doin?” the word motherf-cker, but used by people too lazy to pr-nounce the ‘th’ in motherf-cker. you stupid muhf-cka! one who has s-x with one’s mother. “oedipus is a muhf-cka.” – as oedpius had s-x with his mother.
- Nanyo
“danielle” as spoken by a two year old. my daughter danielle is just starting to speak, and calls herself “nanyo”.