Muddy Moose
a muddy moose is a move performed during s-xual intercourse. this clever move, requires two males and a female engaging in -n-l s-x. both men perform -n-l s-x as the female proceeds to violently explode excrete all over the two males p-n-s’. when the action is done they hold their p-n-s’ over her headed, like antlers, as they all scream “muddy moose!”.
ross and ben hold their d-cks high above cedies head as a deafening muddy moose roar travels through the hallway.
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