Muddy Muskie


when you have -n-l s-x, and take out your p-n-s, with sh-t on your d-ck, flop your d-ck around like a muskie out of water, and sh-t goes all over the girl.
man, i sure gave that drunk chick one h-ll of a muddy muskie last night.

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