Muddy Picnic


a muddy picnic is same as a wet picnic except that the s-xual activity involves -n-l s-x and the post coital clean up involves wiping up with the picnic blanket.
frank and carol went to the nature trail where their plans for a quick wet picnic turned into a muddy picnic. the fried chicken and potato salad ended up going to waste.

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