muddy river
the act of punching a woman in the abdominal region after performing -n-l intercourse; causing a large volume of human waste to be thrust out in a liquid form.
i was f-cking cindy last night and i decided to give her the old muddy river. sadly, i had to get new sheets.
a form of -n-l intercourse in which the male partner vigorously f-cks his female counterpart until she begins to bleed, at which point he gives her a mike tyson directly to the lower abdomen. usually causes uncontrollable sh-tting by the female; in rare cases, she may even go through -n-l prolapse.
i just c-cked my fist back and gave her a straight right hook to the stomach. what a muddy river.
where a girl takes a m-ssive dump on your lap and makes you p-ss yourself
merlin miranda got her revenge on me by tieing me to a chair and performing a muddy river on my lap.
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