Muddy Rudder
either a hetero or h-m-s-xual maneuver where subject is railed up the cr-p-hole and then mushroom- slapped across the face with the sh-t-covered dong in a side-to-side motion.
dude, i totally gave her the “muddy rudder” and she didn’t even complain.
a variation of the “dutch rudder”.
during -n-l s-x, you pull out, you grab your “muddy” d-ck, your partner takes hold of your forearm and “helps” you m-st-rb-t-.
last night, my girlfriend finished off our evening of crazy s-x with the muddy rudder. it was awesome!
when you p–p on girl’s br–sts and then motorboat them.
i got pink eye from performing the muddy rudder last night.
when you are doing someone -n-lly and they diarrhea on your c-ck. then you take out your c-ck and c-ck slap repet-tively switching from left to right cheek (face cheek).
in order to spice up their marriage bill and kate tried doing the muddy rudder.
it took kate a long time to get the sh-t off her face after bill preformed the muddy rudder on her.
i was doing her in the back side and then she got the runs, so i gave her the muddy rudder.
a nautical technique used to direct sailboat’s when the rudder is broken. one party on the boat inserts his p-n-s into another’s -n-s, thereby placing fecal matter on the p-n-s to use for grip. the p-n-s is then dipped in the water to provide direction to the craft.
we were in a tight spot when the boat lost it’s steering, but i used a muddy rudder to get us back on course.
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