muddy scudders
in a dream i had.. i enter one of those cl-ssic cowboy saloons.piano player on the right.bar a few paces ahead.and to the left, the staircase to the wh-r-s.i go upstairs and start to get in a bed with a beautiful woman and she pulls her panties up to reveal a gravy like slop and proclaims,”i’ve got the muddy scudders”. end of dream.—i’ve never heard it before in waking life.had to post.
she’s got the muddy scudders! stay away from gravy stacey.
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