muddy surprise
when you have diarhea and a friends sleeping, you stick your b-tt cheeks so your b-tthole is in contact with their nose. then you sh-t out all into their nose and face, giving them a muddy surprise.
jerry got owned when i gave him a muddy surprise last night. of course being him, he enjoyed it.
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