Mudwick
a blockage of the male urethra by fecal matter, occurring as a result of violent -n-l s-x without proper preparation. it is removed by grasping the base of the p-n-s and squeezing the blockage out the tip, causing it to resemble the wick of a candle.
“maybe now she’ll figure out why i bought her that enema kit for valentine’s day”, he mused, as he watched his mudwick curl slowly, lovingly, onto her back.
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after hard -n-l s-x, having to squeeze the sh-t juices out of your urethra like when popping a zit so you can take a p-ss.
i can’t take a p-ss because i have a serious mud wick
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