muff block


when a woman blocks another woman from a potential hookup with a guy. usually involves unsubtle flirting. oddly, women with boyfriends or husbands perpetrate the m-ff block and have no romantic interest in the guy, shutting down their available girlfriend. female version of the c-ckblock
1) i think maryanne is m-ff blocking allie. she walked right over and starting rubbing his shoulders and stroking his hair while allie was talking to him.

2) carol did a cl-ssic m-ff block when she sat on rob’s lap right in front of heather.

when a woman blocks another woman from a potential hookup with a guy. usually involves unsubtle flirting. oddly, women with boyfriends or hubands perpetrate the m-ffblock and have no romantic interest in the guy, shutting down their available girlfriend. female version of the c-ckblock
i think marryanne is totally m-ffblocking allie. she walked right over and starting rubbing his shoulders and stroking his hair while allie was talking to him.

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