Muff Buffer
a m-ff buffer is a man’s beard that is more than a 1/4 inches in length. long enough so that when performing the art of c-n-l-ng-s the beard tickles the girls tw-t and also creates a street sweeper effect cleaning any lint or “m-ff biscuits” that might be there.
“it was her time of the month and i cought a blood biscuit in my m-ff buffer”
“she had a yeast infection, i have been pullin bread pellets out of my m-ff buffer”
a lesbian. m-ff being slang for v-g-n- in some parts of the english speaking world.
sadly for some m-ff buffers, all men are the enemy.
a slightly acidic solution applied to ones v-g-n- to bring ph back to alkaline, control dank smells
f-ck julia, you need m-ff buffer! i burnt my tongue doing one lap of your courtyard there’s no way im gonna stick my d-ck in that.
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