muff butt


a thick patch of p-b-s (pubic hair) that resides just above, and into, the crack of ones -ss. this is not in reference to a small bit of hair, but rather to a patch of some considerable girth.
in playing basketball, using the traditional shirts and skins method: “i don’t want to guard him on the post, he has a total m-ff b-tt.”

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