muff disease
the common “cold-like” symptoms you aquire after waking up next to a random girl & later finding out you went down on her after your black out.
this is not in fact, a cold, it is m-ff disease.
ex. make sure you wash it out first or you’ll get m-ff disease.
ex. jared spread the m-ff disease to all his friends, much like the spreading of the legs of the girl the m-ff disease came from
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