Muff Hands
the act of using something furry to cover your hands for warmth, usually resulting in your fingers losing their dexterity for everyday uses.
can also be used when trying to steal someone elses warmth by squeezing your hands into their gloves while they are still wearing them.
i can’t believe i left my m-ff hands at home today, its freezing outside.
c’mon over here and give me some of that m-ff hands action!
i can’t unock my iphone with these m-ff hands!
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