muff horn
a horn blown when a fat, hairy, or otherwise unnatractive woman is approaching naked. the horn is blown by one of the brave men of the m-ff guard to warn other men of the impending danger.
the sound is somewhere between a cow’s moo and a castrated dog being starngled.
vanessa feltz is coming! sound the m-ff horn!
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