Muff Pod
a small collection of dried s-m-n collected in a tangle of pubic hairs on or around one’s b-llsack. sometimes a combination of sperm, crabs, and sweat together.
d-mn, my mom caught me beatin’ it, now i’ve got this huge m-ff pod yanking on my nuts cause i had no time to clean up.
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