Muff Puff
n. when the top of ones p-ssy is fat or “puffy” but the girl herself is not.
oh my g-d sarah, you can totally see your huge m-ff puff in that swim suit.
a v-g-n-l fart
during great s-xual pleasures, only slightly offputting
an odor eliminating device used mainly for marijuana smoke consisting of an open-ended listerine bottle stuffed with dryer sheets and various accessories.
dude, i took a huge hit and coughed all the smoke into the m-ff puff so it wouldn’t smell like smoke in my room.
when a females pubic region is covered in thick “puffy” pubic hair and derives pleasure from another individual slapping her pubic and v-g-n- region with their hand and/or object in order to achieve excitement. this in effect makes the m-ff puffy.
hey johnny, did you know your ex-girlfriend cindy likes getting gaped open and m-ff puffed while scr-w-ng?
a prawn cracker
would anyone like a m-ff puff
blowing your nose into a girls v-g-n-
“yo last night i had the worst cold, so i just kept giving my b-tch the m-ff puffs”
the lady who drinks from the hairy cup of love.
“i know this girl who is proper lez, she is a real m-ff puff
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