muff scalping


v. – the act of procuring a lesbian’s, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, s-xually, or both
“jill was really into margaret, but jack started m-ff scalping her by talking to margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the ani difranco concert.”

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