Muff Teaser
finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it. then rub your stiffy round her golden valley until she screams at you to give her a banging. right when her frustration is at its highest level, stop and finish with a diy(do it yourself) handjob. then leave the room without saying a word. not to be tried if you want to shack up with the selfish b-tch again.
so i thought i would try the m-ff teaser tonight on that ungrateful b-tch mich-lle.
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