Muff Thunder
a v-g-n-l secretion of air (queef) of unfathomable magnitude. it is of too low of a frequency for human ears to hear, however it has been felt on a handful of occasions. the only known members of the animal kingdom known to be able hear m-ff thunder are humpback whales. further research is being done as we speak
no, i was having really intense s-x with cindy and she let out some ridiculous m-ff thunder and rumbled my lamp off of the nightstand and it fell right on simba’s head.
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