Muffalo
a big fat, wh-r– usually seen wearing cowboy boys, chaps, and a cowboy hat. m-ffalo cites completely ridiculous and often fictional instances of s-xual encounters. upon looking at the m-ff, vicious and monstruous images of a buffalo’s coat are planted in the imagination of the viewer. since one cannot live after an encounter with the m-ffalo, graphic encounters have not yet been doc-mented.
foster got a bl-wj-b from m-ffalo.
any girl cl-ssified as a large or an extra large. e.g. a fat chick
hey did you hook up with that m-ffalo lastnight?
let’s go on a m-ffalo hunt! (cruise the bars for fat chicks)
more bush in the danger zone than on a whole buffalo. sh-t.
that m-ffalo engulfed her belly b-tton.
i had to bushwack that power triangle.
f-cking h-ll!
a buffalo with a huuuuuuge m-ff
on safari with my friends, loz caught a glimps of an elderly m-ffalo
when moose and buffalo mate, the offspring will either look like a buffalo or moose depending on the dominent species with one exception; the beard that you see on the moose is relocated to the rear end of the offspring thus they are called m-ffalo. (see also moosin).
from back here, i’d say that animal looks like a m-ffalo.
but, don’t shoot it – they’er out of season.
the d-ck of a tranny
did you hear that matt road a m-ffalo lastnight?
a buffalo size m-ffalo such as kevs mom shes good
kevs faulks mom has a m-ffalo
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