muffalo wing
when you eat spicy wings and forget to wash your hands only to later finger your girlfriend, and the dried hot sauce burns your girl’s m-ff so severely that she accuses you of cheating and giving her an std. from “the league.”
my girl’s still p-ssed off because of last week’s “m-ffalo wing” incident…
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