muffamoo
an abnormally shaped m-ffin that is made of/lookslike/tastes like a cow. usually the kind you’d find on a normal farm.
the vegetarian in my cl-ss refused to eat the m-ffamoo. too bad she didn’t know that it was a m-ffatofu.
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