muffed up
the polite way to describe somthing that is “f-cked up”
jack m-ffed up jason’s face after jason attempted to finger jacks mothers -sshole while she was sleeping.
m-ffed up means f-cked up. use “m-ff” to replace f-ck. very fun to use so you dont get in trouble by the parentals or offend the old folks. use different variations of m-ff too-m-ffer, m-ffing, etc.
that’s m-ffed up dude!
go m-ff yourself.
synonym for f-cked up.
slang term that is often used on call of duty modern warfare 2
alex: dude what did sam do?
tyler: he cried after getting high
alex: thats m-ffed up
in a way the same as m-ff diving, but all over the place.
d-mn…you got all m-ffed up!!!!!
phrase referring to f-cking up s-x by not shaving your m-ff
we was about to hit it right, but i reached in, felt that bush and though “d-mn, this b-tch m-ffed up.” she knew she m-ffed up too.
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