muffering
the emotional manifestation of guilt and sadness created by ingesting m-ss quant-ties of preservative riddled, grease drenched or excessively sweet foods. the term originally derived from the proverbial m-ffins that were sold in the vending machine of “the great collapse’s” jam sp-ce.
luke: dude, i’m totally m-ffering. i just ate a whole bag of ketchup chips.
caroline: and yet your still tempted to go for chester chicken?
luke: maybe then i’ll escape the memories of my grandmother’s death.
darcy: i just got fired, i’m going to go kfc it off.
caroline: you’ll be m-ffering about that later.
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