muffin
a girls v-g-n- – many different kinds like blueberry (shaved), b-ttered (with c-m), and many more.
hey baby, can i b-tter your m-ffin?
one of the greatest words on the planet. this word can be used for anythin (see example)
insult: “you stupid m-ffin”
compliment: “hey, nice m-ffins”
self respect: “i am the m-ffin king”
insult yourself: “i am the worlds biggest m-ffin”
a delicious and fluffy treat that comes in many flavours
dutch chocolate m-ffin
a really good bakery item-thing. this is probally the only definition for a edible m-ffin. (don’t you dare say p-ssy!) i like to paint m-ffins.
i was a m-ffin for halloween, and some crazy old guy tried to eat me.
a sympathetic name for someone.
“aww is m-ffin sad?”
a game consisting of a group of guys circle jerking onto a m-ffin which is located in the center of said circle jerk. players compete by jerking their member until they -j-c-l-t- their “frosting” on the m-ffin. the last jerker to frost the m-ffin receives the pleasure of eating said m-ffin, along with all its frosty goodness.
tom: i’m bored
kyle: i have an idea! lets play m-ffin!!!
grant: absolutely!
can be used after swear words to make them less severe. the seriousness of the explietive and the sheer niceness of the word “m-ffin” cancel each other out, and the recipient of the full phrase will know that the explietive is not being used entirely seriously.
you just ate the last ice cream, you complete and utter c-ntm-ffin!
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