Muffin Bruiser
when a chicks’ is so fat, she gets on top of her man to ride him, and due to her weight she leaves bruises. also a girl who has a lot of fat hanging over her pants and always is angry and your really not sure if she is a guy or a girl.
holy sh-t jason, did you see tonys’ girlfriend? yeah, he told me when she rides him he gets bruises because she is so fat! yeah, she’s a real m-ffin bruiser!
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