muffin bum
you know the fashion where the guys wear their jeans low? well, if a guy wears them mid-b-tt and theyre too tight he’ll end up with a m-ffin b-m (ie his upper b-m overlaps the trousers). a real turn-off…
guys, before playing basketball, make sure you dont have a m-ffin b-m!! its disgusting to watch!!
girl one: oh my god! look at that guy! he has a m-ffin b-m!
girl two: euugh!! gross!! shield your innocent eyes!
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