muffin gut


when a really fat chick’s gut hangs over her waistband and below her shirt.
dude 1: oh man, that chick has m-ssive, nasty m-ffin top

dude 2: no man, m-ffin top is in the back, that is a m-ffin gut with a side of shirt fail!

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