Muffin Head
someone that is crazy and/or stupid. mostly both. they’re sometimes an idiot too..
(kim kardashian got a divorce after only 2 and a half months)
kim is a m-ffin head.
someone whose cranial structure and current hairdo, reflect that of a m-ffin-like shape or appearance.
jarrod is a m-ffinhead. look at that stupid haircut.
slang used by ravers to indicate an attendant at a party who either does not want to be at the rave, gives such impression, or who simply does not belong at one
this party is really biting; nothing but m-ffinheads everywhere asking where the bathroom is
an individual who has suffered misfortune of insignificant consequence. used in a sarcastic manner to convey false sympathy.
“oh no, i stepped in a puddle!”
“awwwwww, m-ffinhead.”
a term to describe the shape of a person’s head who has a large afro.
wow, that lurpy white boy has a big m-ffin head.
one who has batter like brains, who places them in the oven only to see them rise into a hairy mess.
dude, you had jello for brains, but now you just have hair like a fuzzy m-ffin.
a term for a child who is swollen about the crown of the head due to domestic violence and thrashings
elmo: aww hiya m-ffinhead! why have you been cryin’?
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