Muffin Hugger
is a person who has an overweight significant other and as they hug them their hands end up resting on the m-ssive m-ffin top.
can be used to insult someones significant other but without making it personal.
dude stop dating that girl, your reputation depends on it.
yeah, people are calling you a m-ffin hugger.
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