muffin jerk
verb; a jerk circle where the males involved all proceed to m-st-rb-t- upon said m-ffin, the last one to c-m on the m-ffin must eat it.
man 1- “hey did you make it to that m-ffin jerk last night?”
man 2- “no i couldn’t but ill go to the next one!”
man 1- “awesome”
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