muffin loaf


its when a girl has saggy v-g-n- lips and teabags a guy with said lips
“watch out for that girl man, she will m-ffin loaf you.”
verb: 1. the action of p–ping in a v-g-n-.
“sh-t, that b-tch tanya wouldn’t let me tap that -ss, so when she f-cking fell asleep, i gave her a good ol’ fashioned m-ffin loaf. sh-t yeah!
ultra sensative man that takes it in the -ss
frankie is a f-ckin m-ffin loaf!
the act of p–ping into a v-g-n-. see how the words “loaf in m-ff” (ie t-rd in v-g-n-) rearrange to form “m-ffin loaf” (an obscure baked good)?
dogg she said i could do anything so i busted out the m-ffin loaf

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